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How Many Boots Do I Own?

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Some claim I have a fuckton of boots. This is demonstrably false.

This box can hold 0.25 metric fucktonnes, and yet with nearly all my boots inside, there is still room for my wellies, which I will keep in my closet for now.

Even with conversion factors, that is still less than one of your stinking imperialistic fucktons. So there, neener.

And some dare say I have too many boots...! HA! AS IFŠ

Posted via email from The Prophet Lilith

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mollywog
Mar. 26th, 2012 12:11 am (UTC)
As far as I know, it is NOT possible to have too many boots! A gal's gotta match her outfit ya know.
lilithvf1998
Mar. 26th, 2012 01:32 am (UTC)
...Match?
mollywog
Mar. 26th, 2012 04:15 am (UTC)
Not necessarily as in color, but as in the pair of boots that suits your mood and what you're wearing!
lilithvf1998
Mar. 26th, 2012 05:14 am (UTC)
OK, now we're on the same page. ;)
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